At 4:17 pm Eastern Standard Time the MAD Cabinet unanimously declared war on the unaffiliated nation of Chachaland for its unprovoked attack on El Kumbiana.
All attempts at a diplomatic solution have been exhausted. Chachaland was ordered to stand down its forces and declare peaceful intentions, and has responded with impertinence.
Counter attacks by El Kumbiana and assaults by allied nations within range are hereby authorized. Stripperstan is the most powerful allied country in range and will lead the attack. The Cabinet also asks the forces of Tortuga in particular to stand ready and engage as possible.
In the words of Minister of Defense Eviliza of Lizatonia: Smash him!
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The nation of Grand Lac would like to help aid the MAD Alliance with soldiers as soon as they are ready and trained, expected to occur 3/1.
As such a young nation, monetary or tech aid would be appreciated after troops are deployed.
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